翻訳です…（直訳じゃないけど）
Q1. In just a bit, your dear mother's birthday will... need to be taken care of. With a present, of course. Which of these presents fully represents the loving feelings you feel for dear mom?
A. Something practical, that you know she'll use. An apron from some nice brand.
B. She's gotta be tired, looking after me all the time (among other things). Onsen tickets.
C. Cash. Seriously, she can get what she wants with that.
D. I want my mom healthy, I'll give her health food... stuffs.
E. A bouquet of flowers, with a message attached. Sealed with a... uhm, well only if you want.
F. Bring her out for dinner, at some place she's never been. (Of course, with top-grade food.)
Q2. New Year's. Relatives. Holy crap, the relatives. Your little niece walks up to you, saying "Ya know... on the way here... there was this BIIIIIIIG DOOOOOOOOOG!!"
A. "Really? What sound did it make?"
B. "Really? I saw a big cat once, that was cool."
C. "Really? You must've been terrified."
D. "Really? Dang, I love dogs. You prefer 'em big or small?"
E. "Really? And you didn't run like a little girl, screaming in terror? ... Wow, you're tough."
F. "Really? Was it male? Maybe it was female?"
Q3. Your middle schooler cousin (female) is prepping for her entrance exams.
Oh yeah, she's hit that age, too. Yup, she's got some she likes, and guess who gets to listen to her? Oh, life consultation, why do you invite so much pain?
You're the big brother. What do you say?
A. Make love, not brains! Screw the test!
B. Go to a temple, pray for him to pass. Oh yeah, this step to be done with guy in question.
C. How about you tell him how you feel, only if you pass?
D. You know this is just gonna get in the way of your exams, right? Keep your eye out for him from afar, until after you're done.
E. Okay. Operation Personality Check. Step one: Get tutor. Step two: Invite him over. Step three: See what he's like. Step four: Plan further offensives based on information received from steps 1-3.
F. Make brains, not love. Don't worry, your time will come.
Q4. Your time to procrastinate has been joined by a girl you know. While in your room, a popular idol finds her way on your TV. She asks what you think of her. You say...
A. Oh yeah! I knew she'd be popular, when I first laid eyes on her! (Kool-Aid Man voice optional)
B. Got me. Only girl I've gauged's been you.
C. Well, crap. Why's she gotta look like my last girlfriend?
D. ... She's not particularly good-looking.
E. Easy on the eyes, but not my type.
F. Spider senses not tingling. Doesn't even hold a candle to you.
