It's actually not so cold outside but the temperature isn't that much of a difference here.
Hi, I am Drunk Face.
I am not really that drunk, so don't steal my stuff or I'll blast you into space.
I am also not a watermelon, so don't eat me.
A tumbleweed is rolling towards you.
No, it's not cute and it won't go "uguu".
Wait, you want information about myself along with this text too?
In short:
Name: name surname
Pleased to meet you.