I know, I know...but I did write a skit for this pic below.

*just another typical morning when...*
Yayoi: Huh? :O It's missing!
(runs into ZetaP's room)
ZetaP: What's the matter, Yayoi? You sounds stres...
(looks at her, then faints from an epic nosebleed)
Yayoi: Zeta onii-chan, have you seen my skirt anywhere? I left it on top of the dresser last night and now I can't find it!
(no response)
Yayoi: Um...are you okay?
Iori: I knew it! You stole her skirt from under her nose did you?!
(gives ZetaP the Hundred Slaps of the North Star shouting "baka" with each strike)
(here comes Azusa)
Azusa: Oh, Yayoi-chan, are you looking for your favorite skirt? I put it in the wash with the rest of my laundry.
Yayoi: Oh! Thanks so much, Azusa-san! Um...Iori-chan...?
(Iori suddenly stops slapping ZetaP)
Iori: ...oh...well...oops.

W-well you're still an idiot and a major perv. You know that, right?