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mariokirby:
(Gets ready to leave for the airport)

(Older sister visiting from out of town hands me a granola bar from her suitcase.)

Sister: You're going to get hungry so take this.

Me: Oh, thanks.

(Mother comes up and gives me the admonishing finger.)

Mother: You see?  How many times do I have to tell you?  Older sisters are loving and caring.

(Plane makes 1 stop as I reach for the granola bar)

Me: (This taste really, really stale.)

(Examines wrapper. It was 1 year past expiration date)

Ivan The Mouse:

--- Quote from: mariokirby on December 10, 2015, 08:53:53 pm ---(Examines wrapper. It was 1 year past expiration date)

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Aw lawd.

DeviantProtagonist:
Just ate at our staff party then watched the Force Awakens -- and my God was it fucking awesome. What a way to start holidays. :3

Ivan The Mouse:
Much like life, there are times where you are too happy and times when you really want to be happy.

Just replace happiness with eating fast food and you'll get my situation.

mariokirby:

--- Quote from: Ivan The Mouse on December 19, 2015, 05:47:12 am ---Just replace happiness with eating fast food and you'll get my situation.

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But, if you eat a Happy meal from Mcdonald's, then you will have both happiness and fast food.

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...........sorry, that was a dumb joke.


--- Quote from: DeviantProtagonist on December 19, 2015, 05:32:45 am ---What a way to start holidays. :3

--- End quote ---

And, with a little bit of snow you'll have an awesome holiday.  (It doesn't snow where I live.)

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