Guess who feels like ranting about her friends?

THIS GIRL!

(Seriously though, this is gonna be really long and most of you probably won't even read it. That's alrighty-tighty. Just needed to rant about friendship today.)
But anyways, my sister (Jo) and I have met at least one person who is like the real life version of an iM@S girl.
My parents are Producer and Ritsuko. REAL-LIFE SHIPS! But seriously, my dad's like a "do your best, guys" kinda dude, and he looked A LOT like Producer in his twenties too. Glasses and all. And he can be a real jerk sometimes, but he usually just likes to joke around and keep spirits high.
My mom is really strict, but she definitely loves us, and while she can be really uptight for the most part, we have lots of fond memories of our mom just joking around and being a weirdo. So she's the Demon Mom, but she's a nice Demon Mom, like the kind-hearted Demon General we all know and love as Ricchan.
Jo and I are Hibiki and Makoto. No joke. Our relationship is exactly like theirs too. Like, this is a typical conversation between us:
Me: Hey, I hate you.
Jo: I hate you too.
*we hug each other*
Jo: Seriously, go away, I hate you.
Me: FINE, I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAYS!
Jo: *makes a heart at me with her hands*
Me: *makes a heart back and walks away*
So. We hate each other, but we're really, like, best friends.
Jo loves animals like Hibiki, she's a bit of a jerk like Hibiki, she can be kinda arrogant like Hibiki, and she can be really gullible and dumb like Hibiki, but overall she's a great friend and she's loads of fun.

My best friends, Blake and Jillian, are Haruka and Mami respectively. So when Nammassuka Special 04 came out and it was Makoto, Haruka, and Mami, we were like, "THIS IS DESTINY."
Blake is a total klutz, without a doubt. She's almost always smiling and optimistic like Haruka, and she's a really lovable girl. But she does have her moments where we're convinced she's evil, so...Dark Haruka, anyone?
Also, Blake is literally like, in love with Touma. More real life ships...?
Jillian is a bit of a pervert, and she's totally insane, but she's definitely the more mature of our Ami and Mami. She likes making fun of us, but we all know she's just kidding.
Ryo used to be a kid in our class everyone was convinced I had a crush on (REAL LIFE OTP HNNG), but then we realized he was insane, so now it's a girl I know. And she's adorable. She's really quiet, but she's very mature for her age, and she's real innocent and a total cutie. Of course, she does have her moments where she gets a little crazy, but...hey, don't we all?

'Course, now my real life OTP has been crushed, but...We also had this guy in our class who I swear was Hokuto incarnate. He was a gentleman, you know? He was a sweet guy. We all liked him. But he was definitely a total flirt.
I swear (and my friends agree) that he tried to flirt with me once. And I was just like "...:I?" because I'm stupid. :3
So Hokuto flirting with Makoto? MORE REAL LIFE SHIPS.
Friendship ranting is over. Enjoy your day.
(I was bored and felt like friendship ranting, and since they're literally real-life iM@S, I figured here would be the best place to do it.)