Can I just kindly note that I do occasionally have a life (not often, but I DO have one, honest) and I DEFINITELY do have work to do (As much as it seems I have huge amounts of free time for some reason) since I've bills to pay.
I also would like to note that I can't break the laws of physics. I specialise in bending them sure, but I can't break them outright.
I would like to note two things:
1. I still require an hour or so per request a day to upload them. This is because I only have approximately 1.1-1.4mbit up. It's enough for my business purposes so far, well for what passes as 'good internet' in Australia, anyway. This equates to a real world upload turnover of 1 video per hour.
If you want to hurry that up, to double the speed I'd require a 500 downpayment on a bonded ADSL modem and an extra 100 AU a month to bond the line. For the record, I already pay 100 per month for the line. I don't do the cheap stuff.
If a 1/2 speed multiplier (about 30-40 mins per video) isn't enough for you, I can reduce that to about 10 minutes (5mbit up theoritical), if you provide a downpayment of 1000 AU for the required modem and an extra 500AU per month to finance the line.
And just to really prove the point, if you want it in less than 2 minutes (40mbps up+) I require a whopping 450000 - 550000 AU to purchase a house in an NBN area (Yes, house, because they don't service any apartments yet, and yes, I'm really saying about half a million dollars) and cover my moving bills (Since I'll either have to go to Victoria or Queensland)
I would kindly like to add that if you really have that sort of money (particularly the last!), I would strongly suggest you pick up the game and purchase your own capture equipment. The downpayments for the modems alone should be enough to cover the cost of the 360 and the game (and probably at least some of the DLC).
The last should get you a fully kitted out TV studio by the way. I should know, since I've priced one out before. Maint costs would set you back a fair bit though.
That all being said... If you REALLY want to donate, you can use the e-mail provided here and smack it into paypal, I guess...
2. Repeated pestering gets you put to the bottom of the list.
Try it to your mother. Sure it might work if you do it once, but try doing it for a week straight. She'll probably snap and smack you with a rolling pin or a frying pan first just out of principle.
All in all? It's a volunteer service, and I'm doing things as fast as I can spare time for, and I have the motivation for.
Thank you for your attention.
