I've heard of weirder names than "Facebook".
Like...Captain Fantastic. XD
(You dang kids and your weird names.)
Yeah, but imagine how awesome it is when you got your Doctor title and get to be called. "Please welcome! Dr. Fantastic!" *clap clap clap*
Not so much with "Ms.... Uh... Facebook? Come in"
She'd get great publications once she become someone useful for society, and Mark Zuckenberg would be glad to get one free living, breathing and walking advertisement